INTERNAL MEMO — RE: YOUR MONEY
UNEMPLOYED
CAPITAL
NO JOB. ALL BUSINESS.
NOT HIRING
CA
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SCROLL DOWN — HR IS WATCHING ▼
DEAR SHAREHOLDER — I HAVE NEVER HELD A JOB LONGER THAN THE FREE TRIAL PERIOD. THAT'S WHY I STARTED A FUND. EVERY BUY AND SELL GETS TAXED, AND A SHARE OF EVERY TRADE GOES BACK TO HOLDERS AS DIVIDENDS — UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS, DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR WALLET.
NO STAKING. NO LOCKING. NO PERFORMANCE REVIEWS. YOU GET PAID TO DO NOTHING — FINALLY, YOUR TRUE TALENT.
I PRESENTED AN EMPTY PIZZA BOX AS OUR PORTFOLIO. THE BOARD APPROVED.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | REVENUE SHARE | 20% | PAID WHILE YOU NAP |
| 2 | BUYBACK & BURN | 20% | TOKENS GET FIRED |
| 3 | LIQUIDITY | 1% | KEEPS THE POOL DEEP |
| 4 | CHAIN | ARC | FAST, LIKE GETTING LAID OFF |
| 5 | LAUNCHPAD | ARGUS.WORLD | FAIR LAUNCH — NO NEPOTISM |
| 6 | POOL | UNISWAP V4 | LIQUID, UNLIKE YOUR CAREER |
| 7 | 401K | LOL | SEE ROW 1 |
| 8 | SEVERANCE | NONE | YOU NEVER WORKED HERE |
SET UP AN ARC-COMPATIBLE WALLET AND LOAD USDC. EASIER THAN A JOB INTERVIEW.
HOLD $JOBLESS. DIVIDENDS LAND WHILE YOU DO NOTHING. FULL-TIME.